(men) ♪ cucaracha ♪
♪
(rooster crows)
♪ cucaracha ♪ (gasps)
(shower running)
(shower stops)
Guten morgen.
Hi.
Hey! Lily. This is, um... Gretel.
We met at the cantina last night. She's from wank.
Small town in bavaria. She's on vacation.
Oh. Well, it's nice to meet you, gretel. Um...
You're violating the shower schedule.
Huh? Well, since we all just met and have to live together,
I thought it would be a good idea to...
Oh. Yeah, yeah. Uh, can we talk about that later?
Cool. Thanks.
Ooh! (laughs)
(clucking) I find I the height of irony that he's the whore
And we're the ones stuck bathing like hookers.
What is that? That's my chicken.
I had her outside last night, but she got cold. It's eating all my cereal.
She's not an "it." she has a name.
(chicken caws) her name is dinner.
And you're being kind of uptight.
No, I'm not. I just have a routine.
I like order in my life.
And I think it makes me a better doctor.
M not great with change.
Well, that explains the cell phone. (giggles)
I mean, does this thing even work? There's stuff on there I don't wanna lose.
And I read the same text every morning on my way to work.
Just a little ritual, you know?
To prepare me for the day.
"smile. Don't kill anyone."
Really good advice for a doctor.
And a new roommate.
(indistinct conversations, dog barking)
It's a big day, loca. Big day for all of south america.
You know why?
There's a new shaved ice cart in town. I got you strawberry.
How can you eat so much sugar before breakfast?
What are you talking about, woman? This is breakfast.
Mm. I looked for you last night.
Thought could take a walk.
The tide was high. The sky was clear.
It would have been a good night for it.
I don't know how many times I have to tell you, lindo--
We work together. So? We're not gonna get fired.
I mean, there's no h.R. Department in the jungle.
But we still need to be professional. Wait.
You're the one who keeps giving me mixed signals.
Lindo? I mean, in my language, that means "hot."
No, it means "cute," like a dumb puppy.
I'm not crossing the line.
You might as well give it up. Come on, now. You know you want a piece of this
Imperialist american ass.
(laughs)
This place is kind of awesome. I mean every day,
Cruise ships drop off
Beautiful ladies from all over the world.
You know what? I should chronicle this time in my life.
Just get a big map and put pushpins in.
How about a robe?
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Like hef! No.
That'd be kind of gangster. For your guests, moron.
I don't need naked strangers first thing in the mo--
The morning.
Hey!
The new doctors, right?
Yeah, I heard all about you guys from dr. Keaton.
I'm dr. Ryan clark.
We, uh, we sort of met at the clinic the other day.
I stole your cab. Oh, right. Hi.
Yeah. Hi. I'm lily.
And this is mina and, uh, tommy. Hey.
Doctor. Dr. Tommy fuller.
Your hand is so wet.
Uh, it seemed like you were quitting the other day.
Yeah. Well, I keep trying.
But how do you quit this, right? (chuckles) yeah.
So I'm sorry.
You're telling me this is your usual routine?
Well, it's god's shower. (chuckles)
I mean, he wouldn't have put it here
If he didn't want us to use it. It's true.
Well, let me get my stuff. I'll walk with you.
Great. Great.
I could never get naked in public like that.
All jane of the jungle? (chuckles)
I could neveplease stay in publyour control freak self.
I cannot handle more naked people. (ben) hey, we got a distress call!
Fisherman upriver spotted a woman on the bank,
Said her partner was bit by a snake.
You ditched us, amiga, on a full moon no less.
Do you know how many babies I had to deliver alone? I'm sorry. I'm here now.
So who doesn't like snakes? I like snakes very much.
(tommy) love 'em. Great. We get hundreds of snake bites a year,
So the best way to acclimate yourself is to dive right in.
So, you two-- clinic. Brenner, you're with us.
You two-- clinic.
(engine starts)
(water rushing)
Brenner! Quit lagging!
I'm coming! I'm--
(zee) I don't know how you feel
About our favorite redhead coming back,
But ryan is a good doctor. We need her to stay this time.
I agree, but she's the one that keeps coming and going.
Well, maybe you could try keeping it professional.
Well, that's not entirely up to me, is it?
So we have two kinds of antivenin.
How do we know which to use?
(ben) we try one! What if it doesn't work?
We try the other.
I'm sorry. I just like having a plan.
(laughs)
That's funny. What?
That's a doctor crutch!
Being prepared?
When it comes to medicine, this place is like the wild west.
You never know what the jungle's gonna throw at you. You wing it. (creaking)
You have to. Come on.
(bird chirping)
Oh, thank god. Are you the doctors?
Where's the patient? He's at the campsite. Hurry. He's really bad.
It's all my fault. (lily) I'm sure that's not true.
I'd blame the snake first. No, we're wildlife photographers.
Brian saw this amazing specimen, and he's trying to get the shot,
And I'm babbling on about how it's been six years
And where we're headed as a couple.
Even though when we got together, we agreed
We'd never have that conversation. Except now!
Now we've got ourselves in this routine.
So brian's trying to bait the snake,
I'm trying to bait brian into a deeper commitnt,
And it just happened so fast! The snake got him,
And we couldn't stop it! I couldn't stop it!
Couldn't stop what? That!
Forget the antivenin.
(lily) why?
Anacondas aren't poisonous. They just squeeze you to death.
Off the Map S01E02 : Smile Dont Kill Anyone
(breathing heavily) heart's racing at 120.
Okay, wiggle your fingers for me.
Good. Distal neuro-circ intact.
Uh, when the snake started coiling, I just shoved
The camera tripod between them. That's a smart move. He'd be dead otherwise.
Told you, chloe. You're my little good luck charm.
Can't you just pull the thing off?
Strength-wise, we're outmatched. It would take ten of us.
What if we sedate it? Ketamine is used on animals all the time.
We'll definitely have to play with the dose,
But it could stop the constriction.
Good call, brenner. Let's get it on board.
(chimes clinking)
Doctora, por favor-- no.
No. No, no, no. No, gracias.
This... Not appropriate. Hospital. Trinkets outside.
Uh, no, no. Mi hermana estáenferma.
Enferma... Uh, yeah. Momento, momento.
No tengo dinero. Te ofrezco estos. Elle tiene fiebre y tos.
Yo vine corriendo por acá. Okay.
"no tengo" is "no-- no have."
And "dinero" is-- money.
He is offering you his art in exchange for treatment.
His sister is home, very sick with fever and cough.
(coughs) ÿtienen agua, por favor?
Agua. Yes. Water. That means water.
(man coughs) I got it from here. Thank you.
Look, I know we got off to a shaky start.
You talking about how you stood by
While an entire family almost gave in to t.B.?
Yeah, that was bad, plastics. It was a bump in the road, sir.
Okay, I'm a good doctor-- a great doctor.
All that plastic stuff? That's just scratching the surface.
Dr. Cole. Give me a shot.
You wanna save thousands of lives today?
Follow the directions. (drawer closes)
You're building a latrine.
New community cropped a few miles from here.
Can't have them contaminating the drinking water. I'm a doctor.
Contaminated water accounts for 50% of the illnesses we treat.
You stop that, you stop the cycle of disease.
(sets down folder) shovels are out back.
Minard, what are you doing?
I'm making my first house call.
Symptoms are indicative of lung fluke,
Paracoccidiomycosis. Maybe even the first
South american outbreak of s.A.R.S. Yeah.
This is what a doctor takes in the field.
B.P. Cuff, I.V. Fluids, and antibiotics.
If you find yourself in a hot zone, let me know.
I'll let you wear the fancy hat.
Oh, and, uh, take dr. Clark with you.
I've had it with newbies going solo.
(groans) okay, brenner.
On my count, you'll inject.
(groans) okay, hang in there, mate. Not long now.
Lovely, 'cause actually, this is starting to really hurt.
Where exactly?
My waist. My hips.
Aah! Okay.
Hey, brenner, stop! Stop, stopbrenner. Stop.
We can't remove the snake.
I think it's the only thing keeping him alive. What?
His pelvis is crushed. The snake is holding it together.
We take it off, he could die.
I'm sorry, mate. The snake stays.
We've gotta get him to e clinic for surgery as is.
With an anaconda wrapped around him? The only reason brian hasn't bled out is the compression
The snake's putting on his body. Because she's squeezing at
90 pounds per inch, that's way more effective than any
Man-made tourniquet. We have a truck just on the other side of the river.
If we can get him there-- that bridge isn't gonna hold us,
So we're gonna have to cross the river on foot. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm a tough bloke, all right?
But this is too much. I can't do it. I can't. Please. Brian, calm down, okay?
The deeper you breathe, the tighter she's gonna squeeze. Get this thing off me!
(chloe) brian, calm down. (zee) tranquilo!
We gotta get him to surgery as soon as possible. Let's go.
On the count of three. Ready? One, two, three. (grunts)
(ryan) ÿviene usted de un pueblo pequeño? (man) sí.
(speaks spanish)
Un mes.
ÿdónde creció? En venezuela.
Bruno and his sister are from venezuela.
They grew up in an artist's colony. How cool is that?
Fascinating.
So you don't speak spanish?
It's easier to learn when you speak every day.
My parents are missionaries,
So I've lived all over the world.
Where did you grow up?
Look, um... You seem like a very nice person,
And when we're off the clock,
I'm more than happy to talk to you
All about my crap language skills and my waspy upbringing,
But when we're in the field, I work solo.
(chuckles) okay, then.
Doesn't this feel good-- helping to save thousands of lives?
Wait. How are you helping?
This is all part of the medical lessons you were begging me for.
Is this supposed to be meters or yards?
You'd think they'd specify. You know, man,
I wanna do something cool, like sew a foot back on or something. Yeah, well, so did I.
But apparently the only thing dr. Cole thinks I'm good for
Is digging porta potties.
You know, at least I'm keeping up my end of the bargain.
Why aren't you teaching me any spanish? Piérdete cojudo.
What's that?
Pier-de-te co-ju-do.
It means "get lost." but you know, ruder.
(chuckles)
(laughing)
♪
(indistinct conversations in spanish)
Hey-- or um...
Hola. Hola.
♪
Hey, how do you say, "wanna build a bathroom?" in spanish?
I- I don't know.
You don't know? No.
You are a terrible spanish teacher.
♪ you don't know? No.
(gagging)
(girl) es el diablo. Vámonos.
Vámonos!
Somebody help me, please!
Somebody please help me! Charlie! Help!
Charlie, I need your help!
I... (grunts)
Charlie, please!
Charlie, what the hell?!
Charlie!
Acute pneumonia. Her lungs are crap.
Por favor.
Vicky es mi Ãºnica familia.
La vamos a cuidar.
ÿde acuerdo?
She's his only family.
We have to loosen the secretions,
Or she'll drown in her own mucous. (breathing erratically)
Wish I had a steam tent.
Ask and you shall receive.
(indistinct conversations in spanish)
Oh, hey. You're awake.
... (loudly) you're okay. We got you breathing again.
You're gonna be fine.
Can you tell me your name? Her name's sofia.
How do you know her--
All the kids know me because of my scar.
You speak english. That's great.
My name is dr. Fuller.
Do you, um, do you know what happened?
The shaking? Yeah. It's called a seizure.
Do you remember how old you were when they started? (click)
I was 3. I fell. Uh-huh.
Um, but I'm better now.
Wait. Wait. I-I can help you. I'm a doctor.
Oh. You're a doctor?
(chuckles) that means you think you're very smart,
And you don't know much of anything.
You know what I do know, smart-ass? You're epileptic,
And it's totally treatable if you just take medi-- adios, dr. Gringo.
Okay, well, if you ever wanna play soccer
With your friends again, I can make that happen.
I don't have friends. I'm a loser.
What, just 'cause you're a brazil fan?
I mean, everyone knows argentina's where it's at, but--
You're stupid. Brazil's the best. Mm, not with that defense.
Are you blind? Have you seen alves move?
Okay, alves couldn't shake my grandma.
You really do know nothing. (scoffs)
(ryan) I built one of these for a family of eight in kenya.
Worked like a charm. (under breath) wow.
You've done so many amazing things,
And you talk about them all the time.
(coughing) hey, you hear that?
It's working. Bruno, she's out of the woods!
(thud) minard!
What the hell? I barely feel a pulse.
Bruno? Bruno?
(indistinct conversations in spanish)
Sofia has epilepsy. This is tegretol.
Take it twice a day with food,
And the seizures should be under control.
Dice que tengo epilepsia.
Dos pastillas al día pueden controlar los ataques.
Papá.
Oh. Papá. Hola.
Tommy. D-dr. Fuller.
I was just explaining to your wife that medicine--
Bueno. Okay?
Better life for sofia, so she won't be such a loser anymore.
(clicks tongue, chuckles)
Well, I-I am not her husband.
Papáucumari is our curandero, the medicine man for the town.
Medicine man?
Like... Voodoo and magic tricks and stuff?
ÿdesaparecerán los demonios con las pastillas? Sí.
My mother is asking him if the pills will help
With the demons. Papásays that's what makes me shake,
When they get into my body through here.
I-- okay, I'm sorry.
You think the seizures are caused by a... Demon portal?
No offense, dude, but it's just a scar.
Well, doctor, I-I have been treating this family
Since before sofia was born.
Now I have listened to what you have to say.
Now you must listen to what I have to say.
So you can keep scaring everyone with your crazy-ass theories?
Papádoesn't scare us. Okay, fine, then he needs to grab a medical journal
And join us here in the modern world,
Because there are no evil spirits, okay?
It's just epilepsy, which is a treatable disease. (speaks inaudibly)
It's very tr--
Señor, please. Look, the meds will fix her.
Sofia, please talk to your mother.
Charlie, will you talk to these people for me?
Dude, where are you going? I need your help!
Stop! This is nuts. It's-- it's abuse, okay?
This girl has been suffering from seizures since she was
3 years old because nobody will do anything. She is under my care.
No, not anymore. She's my patient.
If you don't like that, u can go pier-dite con-cudo yourself!
(woman gasps)
(people murmuring)
Why would he hide how sick he is?
(wheezing) bruno?
He wanted us to focus on his sister.
He didn't think he was as sick as her.
His blood pressure iscus barely there.Ister.
Bacteria's gotten into his bloodstream.
He's halfway to organ failure.
Metanlo en la carpa.
(bruno wheezing)
She thinks we can fix him.
Tell her she's wrong. It's too late for steam.
We've pumped him full of antibiotics and fluids,
And he's not responding. There's nothing that we can do.
Por favor, ayÃºdenlo. (pants)
(bruno wheezes)
(grunts)
Where are you going?
Tell her that he's gone. (door creaks)
(speaking indistinctly in spanish)
(gasps)
(sobbing)
No!
(wailing)
4-1-8-9.
What?
It's the pin for my bank card-- 4-1-8-9.
There's a safe deposit key in my sock drawer.
Brian. Mm.
Don't.
There's 1,000 bucks stashed in my mattress for y2k.
It's funny. I'd completely forgotten about that. (sobs)
Darling. Darling, there's one more thing.
No, no. No. There's nothing else she needs to know right now.
It's what I tell people in the e.R.
Don't go to worst-case scenario. It's not helpful, okay?
This isn't good-bye. It's not your last conversation. Not now.
Now we walk, okay? We just have to walk.
No, but there is one more thing I've got to do. Oh.
(grunts) oh, god! Brian!
Stop it! Don't let it detach! Brian! (grunts)
(grunts) aah!
Oh, come on, brian! Stay with us.
What's happening?
His tourniquet's gone. He's bleeding out. No!
Okay, we have to replace the snake
With a binding to stop the bleeding. (lily) nothing will give us that kind of pressure.
Well, it's just a stopgap. We don't have a choice. The stretcher. Keep pressure on his pelvis.
Okay. (grunts)
Okay. Hold.
Okay. Okay. It's not as good as the snake,
But it should slow the internal bleeding, buy us a little time.
(gasps) my god.
It bit me. Oh, god. I've been bit by a snake.
Here.
I tried to grab it, but... It's okay. It's okay. I'm fine.
It's not poisonous. Just keep moving.
Okay. We gotta move now. You ready?
On one, two, three. (grunts)
(grunts) (grunts)
She just keeps saying her brother was her only family
Over and over again.
I gave her something to help her sleep.
So how do we call the coroner?
What?
I mean, who picks up the body?
Is there a funeral home or something?
I mean, I know we can't just leave the body,
But we can't stay here all day. The clinic is backed up-- who the hell do you think you are?
You think you have it all figured out? You don't.
You failed today. You failed your patient. What are you talking about? I saved her life.
Then didn't have the guts to comfort her
When her brother died. Saving her life was the easy part. What was I supposed to do? I don't speak spanish.
You don't have to speak spanish to be a human,
Although you really could've bothered to learn
You think you can just call it and go home now, send the body
On a slab to the morgue?
Being a doctor here doesn't end at time of death.
You wanna know where the funeral home is? Right here! We're it!
I have to prepare the body. I don't expe you to help.
I put you on bathroom duty to keep you out of my hair.
Next thing I know, I'm getting pulled out of surgery to manage
A crisis you created. Wait. Why am I the bad guy here? This witch doctor's cure is
Probably a topical application of feathers. You don't get it, plastics.
What don't I get? I'm trying to practice medicine here.
Well, this is more than medicine.
The curandero is the cultural and spiritual leader here.
You insult him, you insult everyone.
(chuckles) come on. This guy is a sham.
I had migraines for years. Like, nothing could touch 'em.
Papásaid I had two jaguars fighting in my head.
He burned some herbs, made me inhale some smoke.
Smelled like crap, but hell if it didn't work.
Okay. Great.
But for epilepsy, the only treatment is medication,
And this guy won't even listen to me.
Did you listen to him? No. You mouthed off.
People here come to us because we have earned papá's respect.
We practice our medicine alongside his.
Took us years to build that relationship,
And in two seconds, you destroyed it. Fine. I messed up, okay?
So just let me go in there, and I'll fix it.
(door squeaks)
Nah, man. It's...
It's too late.
(door closes)
(indistinct conversations in spanish)
Awesome day.
Oh. The best.
I just set the clinic back about ten years.
Oh, by the way, if you happen to meet a guy named papá...
Mm? Just go with it.
Okay.
(sighs) I'm 0-for-2. Cole hates me.
Mnh-mnh. You get at least three chances
Before someone makes up their mind.
Yeah?
Well, not me.
I snap-judge. (crunches)
Oh, crap! The bathroom.
What? What? Where are you going?!
I don't want to waste my last chance!
(horn honks)
Minard! Get ryan and cole to prep the o.R. Come on!
Ohh! (mina) I'm on it.
We have major internal crush injuries
Caused by a green anaconda. The canvas is the only thing holding his pelvis together.
Once we untie it, there's going to be massive hemorrhaging.
We'll only have a few minutes to control the bleeding then. Pulse ox borderline 91.
Okay, I'm gonna slice off the canvas as soon as the meds
Are on board. (groans)
Oh, hey. Welcome back, brian.
Now you woke up just in time for us to put you out again.
We're gonna operate, okay? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Was that blood there before?
No, it wasn't. I'll take a look.
Oh! Femoral bleed. (groans)
Ohh. Let's get the tourniquets on.
Hey, what caused it, bone shard? I can't tell.
It's in my pocket. Hmm?
In my po.
(brian) there.
That's what I was trying to show chloe at the river. (laughs)
You were trying to propose.
Okay, the canvas was wrapped so tight,
The ring sliced through and nicked your femoral artery. I've really mucked this up, haven't I?
That thing's supposed to be on chloe'sger right now. No, it's my fault.
I didn't know you were gonna... I'm really sorry.
Well, when we're back home and all this is over,
I'll do it right. (laughs)
Do it now.
Pressure's down. 2 liters of saline. We gotta move.
It's okay.
Somebody go get chloe.
Brian, I was wrong.
I was following protocol,
But this isn't the e.R.
This is the jungle,
And anything you want to say to someone you love,
You say it... Now.
(ben) she's right, mate.
Look, you got the best doctors working on you,
But... We got a pretty tough climb.
How tough?
Pretty tough.
(pants)
Okay. All right then.
(door opens)
Hi, baby.
Darling...
We've been together for a long time now, haven't we?
Mm-hmm.
We've got our routine down. (chuckles) Tuesday-- tacos.
Sunday morning-- jogs in the park.
Well, we never really do that. (laughs)
No. (laughs) no.
Even if we did, that routine--
It doesn't work for us anymore.
Chloe, I love you.
I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I want us to take the next step. It's time.
(voice breaks) yeah?
Yeah. Yeah, 'cause I wanna not go jogging with you
For the next 50 years,
And I don't want to have to plan date night.
I want the rest of our lives to be date night. (crying)
All right?
(sighs) I just need you to make it through this. Well, is that all you need?
(chloe) mm.
Oh, that piece of cake. Ohh.
Yeah. (chuckles) (sniffles)
We gotta get started.
(crying) it's okay.
Ohh.
(crying)
(ben) all right then. Pelvic bindings are coming off.
Now once they're gone, we got to move fast. Everybody ready? (instruments clink)
Trauma shears.
(sobs)
(hammering)
Can I help?
Oh, now you want to help. (clatters)
Where the hell you been all day? I was busy.
Well, you really left me hanging at the clinic, little man.
I could've used your help with big papa. Hey, I heard cole fixed everything.
Papáis gonnaive sofia the pills as part
Of the healing ceremony. (scoffs) whatever. At least she'll be cured.
She won't have seizures anymore. She can be normal now.
No, she can't. She's still gonna have that scar on her face.
People are still gonna be scared. Why, because the demons can still get in her?
(laughs)n someone else.
(nail clatters) you're scared of her, too.
That's why you flaked on me at the hospital?
Dude, I seriously need to teach you some real medicine,
So you can actually help s--
(nail clatters)
Where are you going? I gotta treat my patient.
Papá.
Mm.
Hola.
Uh... Oh. (mutters)
Uña de gato tea.
For your head.
My head?
Yes. Dr. Cole explained that you were dropped as a child,
And things have not been right in you ever since.
Right. Mm.
Thanks.
I want your permission
To try and treat sofia again.
I think I can help with her, um...
Demon issue.
(chuckles) young american doctors.
You have all the answers, huh?
You have been practicing your medicine for, what, three years?
I have been practicing mine for 300.
You look...
Really good. (chuckles)
The role of the curandero has been in my family
For over ten generations.
We have access to the best pharmacy in the world--
The rain forest.
We know the curative powers of every single plant in it.
So no offense, dude,
But we were treating people long before you came here,
And we were doing just fine without you.
You couldn't stop sofia's seizures.
Well, neither could you.
All due respect,
I had the meds.
(chuckles) in order for a cure to work,
The patient must believe in the doctor doing the curing.
Sofia would not have taken those pills from you.
She does not believe in you.
Well...
Not a lot of people do.
But I came here to change that,
And I'm trying to start with you.
Femoral almost under control. Cut.
(monitor beeping steadily)
Brenner, we got this. You might want to go redress that bite.
It's looking pretty nasty.
Oh, I'm fine. I'd like to see my patient through surgery.
(monitor beeping rapidly) cardiac arrest!
V- tach. Femoral bleeding's under control.
Well, then why is this happening? Rhabdomyolysis. The toxins from the muscle damage
Have stopped his heart. Our bindings must have kept so much pressure on his body,
They must have been contained. Until now. No pulse.
(monitor beeping rapidly) charge 200. Clear.
(thunk)
Still no change. You thinking what I'm thinking?
Subclavian. His potassium's sky-high.
We've gotta get calcium right to the heart.
But we don't have central line kits. Never done one like this before, but it'll have to do.
Let me do it. I've done about a million.
I'm really good at sticking people.
At my hospital, they called me "the sadist."
Shock him now.
Charge 300. Ear.
(thunk)
(monitor beeping steadily)
Strong pulse. Breathing on his own.
I'll be damned. I think we're out of the woods, people. All right.
Let's get an ultrasound in here and double-check that pelvis.
All right. Almost finished. Now you can't feel anything, right?
Just your stinky breath.
(chuckles) ah. Thank you. That's sweet.
Okay. Name the layers I just closed.
Um, deep fascia.
Sub-cuteness.
Cutaneous, but good. (chuckles)
And speaking of good...
Well, you must be happy
If you can't think of anything insulting to say.
All right. Step up.
You're cutting the suture.
(chuckles)
All right.
(snips) nice.
It looks like... Like nothing.
(giggles)all right. Y don't you go get him?
All right.
(gloves snap)
(whispers) thank you.
I'm pretty good.
(whispers) mijita.
She can go home,
And she has to take her pills.
But no more demons. Yeah, nothing else is gonna get in there.
No hay más demonios.
(sniffles)
Gracias, doctor.
Mm.
I believe.
Plastics.
Yes, I finished the latrine,
And I remembered the fly screen, too,
So if you want me to build another crapper tomorrow,
I've got it down.
Yeah, look, um...
I never could've done a scar revision that clean.
Thanks.
That actually means a l--
To me.
(sighs)
That was a good save in there with the subclavian.
No, it was a great save,
Because I am a great doctor,
So don't ever make me doubt that again.
I never said you weren't a great doctor.
You're just not a very good physician.
What's the difference?
A doctor treats.
A physician heals.
(groans)
These work better.
(laughs)
No, really.
Here.
(inhales deeply, groans)
Ow.
(exhales deeply) that.
(clis)
"smile.
Don't kill anyone."
This is my doctor crutch.
(chuckles) what does it mean?
I woke up one morning
After working a double
To find my fiancé had eaten the last of the cereal. (clink)
Ooh.
Mm-hmm. I was hungry and pretty pissed off... (inhales deeply)
(whispers) sorry.
So I made him run out on his bike to get me some,
And on his way back, he texte-
"smile. Don't kill anyone." yeah.
Cute.
Well, I hope you cut him some slack when he got home.
He never got home.
A car hit him
Three blocks away from the house.
(clink, clatters)
(rattles)
It's your first jungle trophy.
(giggles) mm.
Thank you.
You don't need a crutch.
No, that's proof you can handle anything.
Good night.
(clatters)
(lid closes)
That's perfect. Perfect.
Yeah?
(speaking inaudibly)
It's a nice night.
Wanna go take that walk?
(chuckles)
Sure.
Just two professionals,
Strolling on the beach,
Respecting each other's professional space.
(chuckles)
You just crossed the line.
Ah, screw the line, lindo.
(indistinct conversations)
♪
Don't you usually drink at your desk?
Uno más.
Well, I thought I'd shake things up a little.
(sighs)
You wanna talk about it?
Not really.
You wanna... Go someplace else then?
(laughs) you mean...
Well, there's no rean to shake that up.
I'm back, okay?
It doesn't mean I'm back.
Anyway, you won't be lonely long.
(glass thuds)
I saw the way you looked at the new girl.
The new girl?
You can't see it, 'cause it's coming off your face,
But I used to get that look all the time.
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(men) ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
(laughs)
(man singing in spanish)
(shower running, laughter)
(tommy) hey, get my back.
(woman speaks french) (laughs) ooh!
Is that how you do it in France?
(speaking french, laughs)
(indistinct conversation, laughter)
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(men) ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ (wind gusts)
♪ oh, oh, oh ♪
Oh, crap.
♪
Oh, god.
♪
Ohh. This isn't happening.
You looking for this? Uh, yeah. (chuckles)
Yeah.
You know you're bathing
On a main hiking trail, right?
Uh, no, I-I didn't know that, actually.
(men) ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
So, um...
How much did you just see?
Brenner, I'm a doctor.
You know I've seen it all before.
So you did see it all?
Oh, yeah.
I saw it all.
(men) ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪